超级无敌重口味笑话,不看后悔。（Super invincible, heavy taste jokes, do not look at regret.）

超级无敌重口味笑话,不看后悔。（Super invincible, heavy taste jokes, do not look at regret.） 超级无敌重口味笑话,不看后悔。(Super invincible, heavy taste jokes, do not look at regret.) 1, the University of sleep called to tell me that the tear, ending a 27 year career. After congratulating you, I asked XE for details. As a result, he said his girlfriend was also there, and then cited the original dialogue below...... "I can't find it at first."" "No, I can't find it. You haven't watched X too much."" "Really, I can't find it. She doesn't know."" "How did that end up?"" "Stop, Google first."......" 2, today, we die an old woman, people's families are crying bitterly, suddenly a cell phone rang, the cottage's voice is huge... Today is a good day Everything that you think can be done Tomorrow is a good day Open the door, we greet the spring breeze 3, today's husband to buy a new mobile phone slightly Later, he was driving, and I helped him with all kinds of settings to download software You can put 4 contacts on your desktop, I copied the business card of SIM card I saw a man named "wife adult" I'm happy to put it in the first contact's seat Then try it and hit it 1 times. The call is through, But my cell phone didn't ring 4, the little girl downstairs... 11:55... A howling mad, crazy cry, zamen, call my dad opened the door, she didn't dare to sleep alone, she would sleep with Daddy. Daddy. The dead has been deaf wood reaction, the child has been crying howl has smashed the door, crying... Crying... Half an hour the past... Pretty desperate call: "Dad, aunt open the door! Open the door! I want to go to bed..." 5, one day, stealing food online, just finished stealing my friend's phone call The result is his mother Fuck: is that XX? Me: Yes. What's wrong, Auntie? Fuck: you stole my food?? don't steal it 6, this morning received a note, saying: "teacher, our class classmates at school because the hospital invalid..." my mind, "a loud bang bang", a few days ago still living people, how now... My tears uproar came down, and cried, and pick up the note, see suddenly: "so today go to the city to continue treatment, hope the teacher leave!" 7, still remember the first time to explain to the girls, too nervous, so Well, that one, XX, let me be your girlfriend 8, junior high school, a night study, a boy before the table suddenly turned to me and said: "10, I will come back to marry you."." When I heard it, my face was red and I played better with him, but I didn't expect him to say so.. Then he went on to say, "come back and fetch your dog.".. 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You've been a soldier for two years... I slept with her..." 23, today, dad called on my mother's mobile phone, when my mother was busy, I took it. Me: Hello! Dad: Well, what about your father? Me: ah? Dad: what's your father doing? Me: amount... What about a phone call? Dad: Oh, you ask him to call me back after he's finished. 24, I went to the flood embankment with my friends and wandered around to a very dark place. When I saw a small friend crouched down on the side of the road, I asked him, "what's wrong with you, little boy?" He didn't answer and kept his head down. I thought he was crying, and I asked again, "what's the matter with you, little boy?" Then he slowly raised his head and said, "I'm pulling my bowels." 25, with a female classmate after dinner for a walk, because the school area is not very big, so it slipped down to the boy's dormitory downstairs. At that time did not care, he talked to the male dormitory inside, it was not intentional and looked inside, then half naked head out and said: "what, hooligan!" 26, to Hongkong Disneyland, there is a space mountain (in the dark running roller coaster) is very exciting, my wife and I are scared to hold together with just that mobile games in the middle of a camera, we like to shoot down. To make matters worse, there are several large screens in the exit position that circle the photos continuously...... To make matters worse, a lot of people are standing there and looking at... To make matters worse, the mainland compatriots standing in front of me pointed at our pictures and spoke loudly to their companions: "Look at these two SB!"! Ha ha ha ha ha " 27, university students, once went to the toilet, forgot to bring paper, but also did not bring cell phones, shouting no one heard, Later, he did not mention the pants back to the bedroom to take paper, found that the bedroom people are chatting, he joined the chat team, said a long time, a classmate found he did not mention pants, asked you how did not mention pants? It dawned on him that I came back to get the paper... 29, our teacher in class with projection put Powerpoint, hang on the Internet thunderbolt. As you speak of the "high", a dialog pops up: "the blonde sexy lady" is finished, is it open?." The teacher hurried back the thunder...... 30, the students at home a day, SY, just she in hand, his mother pushed the door came in, nasty, and with the other hand lift pants, the mucus filled hands quickly cover in the face... Tell him his nose is running... 31, yesterday, a heavy taste of the * * *, and until the evening, my parents are asleep, I opened my notebook, plug in earplugs, tune to the maximum volume, gray, excited to begin to appreciate. When I finished watching the computer for 1.5 hours, I found that the plug of my earphone was inserted in the socket of MIC. My parents have been looking at me with weird eyes so far 32, high school Chinese teacher is a woman, a speech in the appropriateness of the problem, suddenly very delicate, said: "XXX (a boy's name), you are really bad."." The class was silent. She added: "students, such language is inappropriate."." 33, the middle of the night hungry, sneaked into the house looking for grandma to eat, my grandmother was not at home, opened a box by Rongrong moonlight, impressively there is a head, when the first of what is called the hairs all up feeling, grandma ah, you have issued false biscuits in the box why ah. 34, remember that you play gestures I guess game, a wretched man gestures, a seemingly pure girl shoes to guess, the topic is "aggressive", this man put his hand on his chest, holding a chest shape, then put his hand to his head, like a state of sweat down............. The results of this test, the weak said nipple 35, the husband of computer learning, the school entrance exam excellent people in a class, called strengthening class, also known as the top class. Therefore, "Planning Institute, strong tip class" was born. 36, one group of people boring, shouting: group a joke. I said, "I want to buy a house in Beijing.". Everyone laughed. 37, boyfriend home I asked to play with his JJ He won't let Me: I told your mother to go, you don't let me play! His mother pushed the door at this moment and did not hear what we were saying. We yelled at him. She wanted to play and you played for her. So stingy!!!